{"id":18758,"date":"2018-08-19T21:14:17","date_gmt":"2018-08-19T21:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fram.is\/?p=18758"},"modified":"2018-08-19T21:14:17","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T21:14:17","slug":"fikn-og-tal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/2018\/08\/19\/fikn-og-tal\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u00edkn og t\u00e1l"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Fyrir allnokkrum \u00e1rum t\u00f3kst tollv\u00f6r\u00f0um \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli a\u00f0 handsama smyglara \u00e1 kostulegan h\u00e1tt. \u00d3b\u00f3tamennirnir hug\u00f0ust flytja inn \u00ed landi\u00f0 talsvert magn af \u00f3l\u00f6glegum sterum \u00ed d\u00f3s undan Quality Street-s\u00e6lg\u00e6tinu sem \u00cdslendingar kalla einhverra hluta vegna Makk\u00edngtossj. R\u00e1\u00f0ager\u00f0in var skotheld: hva\u00f0 er hversdagslegra en \u00edslenskur fer\u00f0alangur me\u00f0 Makk\u00edngtoss undir arminum?<\/p>\n

En s\u00e6lg\u00e6tisf\u00edknin var\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 smyglurunum a\u00f0 falli. \u00cd sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 henda namminu (e\u00f0a \u00e9ta \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 skuggalegu h\u00f3teli \u00ed \u00fatlandinu) \u00e1kva\u00f0 einn me\u00f0limur smyglaragengisins a\u00f0 bjarga ver\u00f0m\u00e6tum og hellti molunum on\u00ed fer\u00f0at\u00f6skuna s\u00edna. \u00deegar h\u00fan var svo tekin og opnu\u00f0 \u00ed gr\u00e6na hli\u00f0inu, \u00e1ttu fulltr\u00faar l\u00f6gg\u00e6slunnar au\u00f0velt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja saman tvo og tvo og gr\u00edpa f\u00e9lagann me\u00f0 sterabaukinn.<\/p>\n

Gottgr\u00edsirnir seinheppnu hef\u00f0u v\u00e6ntanlega gla\u00f0st \u00e1 Laugardalsvelli \u00ed dag. \u00cd Framherjakaffinu voru hvorki tebollur n\u00e9 ni\u00f0urskornir pizzan\u00fa\u00f0ar, heldur sk\u00e1lar fullar af G\u00e6\u00f0astr\u00e6tismolum!<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 myndi gera mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 fyrir l\u00edkingam\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessum f\u00f3tboltapistli ef h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 l\u00edkja leiknum sj\u00e1lfum vi\u00f0 konfekt, en nei \u2013 svo gott var \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa ekki.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 voru f\u00e1ir \u00e1horfendur m\u00e6ttir \u00feegar flauta\u00f0 var til leiks \u00e1 m\u00f3ti Njar\u00f0v\u00edkingum klukkan tv\u00f6. Ekki laust vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 st\u00f6ku ma\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri \u00feunnur eftir \u00e6vint\u00fdri menningarn\u00e6tur og einstaka jafnvel s\u00f6nglandi g\u00f6mlu \u00cdraf\u00e1rsslagarana, sem vi\u00f0 vorum \u00f6ll a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 v\u00e6ru endanlega gleymdir.<\/p>\n

Eftir r\u00fdra fer\u00f0 \u00e1 Skipaskaga \u00ed li\u00f0inni viku ger\u00f0i Hipp\u00f3l\u00edt\u00f3 nokkrar breytingar \u00e1 li\u00f0inu. Dino sneri aftur \u00ed v\u00f6rnina \u00e1samt Hlyni og Karli. \u00dea\u00f0 eru \u00e1g\u00e6t t\u00ed\u00f0indi, enda Kr\u00f3atinn s\u00edmeiddi okkar besti varnarma\u00f0ur \u00feegar hann er \u00ed fullu fj\u00f6ri. Mihaljo og Alex voru \u00e1 k\u00f6ntunum. Tiago byrja\u00f0i aftast \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni, Orri og M\u00e1r \u00fear fyrir framan og Fred fremstur. Gu\u00f0mundur vitaskuld efstur upp \u00e1 toppi og Atli \u00ed markinu. Sumt \u00fearf eiginlega ekki a\u00f0 taka fram.<\/p>\n

Flj\u00f3tt \u00e1 liti\u00f0 virtist \u00feessi uppstilling nokku\u00f0 s\u00f3kndj\u00f6rf, \u00e1 me\u00f0an Njar\u00f0v\u00edkingar voru greinilega komnir me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eitt \u00ed huga a\u00f0 verja stigi\u00f0. Fengu reyndar fyrsta dau\u00f0af\u00e6ri leiksins, \u00feegar boltinn f\u00f3r \u00ed \u00feversl\u00e1 Frammarksins strax \u00e1 annarri m\u00edn\u00fatu, en upp fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed dr\u00f3gu gr\u00e6nkl\u00e6ddir sig aftur \u00e1 v\u00f6llinn og l\u00e9tu n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 verjast og b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1tekta.<\/p>\n

Framarar t\u00f3ku v\u00f6ldin \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni strax \u00ed upphafi og reyndu jafnt og \u00fe\u00e9tt a\u00f0 auka s\u00f3knar\u00feungann. Nokkur h\u00e1lff\u00e6ri litu dagsins lj\u00f3s, en \u00ed heildina m\u00e1 segja a\u00f0 fyrsti h\u00e1lft\u00edminn hafi veri\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00f0indal\u00edtill. \u00c1 32. m\u00edn\u00fatu t\u00f3ku svo leikar a\u00f0 \u00e6sast. Gu\u00f0mundur \u00e1tti h\u00f6rkuskalla a\u00f0 marki sem einn Njar\u00f0v\u00edkingurinn var\u00f0i vel, \u00fea\u00f0an barst boltinn \u00fat \u00ed teig, \u00fear sem Fred kom a\u00f0v\u00edfandi og n\u00e1\u00f0i h\u00f6rkuskoti sem stefndi \u00ed bl\u00e1horni\u00f0 \u2013 en Robert Blakala, p\u00f3lski markv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn, reyndist hafa fingur sem vilja snerta\u2026 og var\u00f0i meistaralega.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sem eftir var af fyrri h\u00e1lfleik h\u00e9ldu Framarar \u00e1fram a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 skapa f\u00e6ri, en herslumuninn vanta\u00f0i, 0:0 og vi\u00f0 t\u00f3k gotter\u00edi\u00f0 og korga\u00f0 kaffi.<\/p>\n

Seinni h\u00e1lfleikur byrja\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00f6mu n\u00f3tum og s\u00e1 fyrri enda\u00f0i. Framarar hlupu \u00ed st\u00f3ra hringi og hjartalaga umhverfis njar\u00f0v\u00edska varnarmenn sem voru h\u00e6st\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ir me\u00f0 jefntefli\u00f0. Einna mesta h\u00e6ttan skapa\u00f0ist eftir hornspyrnur okkar manna og \u00e1 52. m\u00edn\u00fatu t\u00f3kst gestunum me\u00f0 herkjum a\u00f0 skalla burt af markl\u00ednu eftir eina sl\u00edka.<\/p>\n

Eftir um klukkut\u00edma leik var\u00f0i s\u00e1 p\u00f3lski vel fr\u00e1 Alex og sk\u00f6mmu s\u00ed\u00f0ar fengu Framarar aukaspyrnu r\u00e9tt til hli\u00f0ar vi\u00f0 v\u00edtateig Njar\u00f0v\u00edkur. Hipp\u00f3l\u00edt\u00f3 nota\u00f0i t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 og sendi Helga inn\u00e1 fyrir Orra. Fred t\u00f3k aukaspyrnuna h\u00e1rn\u00e1kv\u00e6mt, sendi beint \u00e1 kollinn \u00e1 Karli sem kom a\u00f0v\u00edfandi og stanga\u00f0i boltann a\u00f0 marki. Blakala s\u00e1 hins vegar vi\u00f0 honum og var\u00f0i fr\u00e1b\u00e6rlega.<\/p>\n

Vi\u00f0 viljum ekki vera svona \u2013 ekki sitja, b\u00ed\u00f0a og vona \u2013 hugsu\u00f0u hvekktir Framarar \u00e1 p\u00f6llunum. Unnar kom inn\u00e1 fyrir M\u00e1 og Tiago f\u00e6r\u00f0i sig framar \u00e1 v\u00f6llinn. Sk\u00f6mmu s\u00ed\u00f0ar var Fred skipt \u00fataf fyrir J\u00f6kul, sem haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 ekki teljandi \u00e1hrif \u00e1 gang leiksins.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 lokam\u00edn\u00fatunum l\u00f6g\u00f0u Framarar allt kapp \u00e1 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 n\u00e1 markinu d\u00fdrm\u00e6ta og \u00ed tv\u00edgang m\u00e1tti litlu muna. Fyrst \u00e1tti Gu\u00f0mundur flotta sending \u00e1 Helga, sem var n\u00e6stum b\u00fainn a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9r \u00ed dau\u00f0af\u00e6ri og \u00ed uppb\u00f3tart\u00edma f\u00f3r boltinn \u00ed sl\u00e1nna, en norskur d\u00f3mari leiksins taldi a\u00f0 Gu\u00f0mundur hef\u00f0i broti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim p\u00f3lska \u00ed markinu.<\/p>\n

L\u00edfi\u00f0 er eins og konfektkassi, ma\u00f0ur veit aldrei hvernig mola ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r \u2013 sag\u00f0i Forrest Gump og \u00fe\u00f3tti snjallt (\u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 grunnhugsunin \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 konfektkassa s\u00e9 einmitt s\u00fa a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur getur sj\u00e1lfur vali\u00f0 s\u00e9r mola \u2013 og flestir betri framlei\u00f0endur s\u00e6tinda bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mar innihaldsl\u00fdsingar). \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00ed sj\u00e1lfur s\u00e9r ekkert \u00f3v\u00e6nt vi\u00f0 \u00feennan leik. Gestirnir s\u00f3ttu jafntefli\u00f0 sem \u00feeir vildu og Framara skorti grimmd til a\u00f0 n\u00fdta s\u00e9r styrkleikamuninn.<\/p>\n

\u00cd bara anna\u00f0 sinn \u00ed sumar h\u00e9ldu okkar menn hreinu \u00ed deildinni og leikurinn \u00ed dag var einungis \u00feri\u00f0ja markalausa jafntefli\u00f0 \u00ed Inkasso \u00ed sumar. \u00deau \u00farslit m\u00e1 a\u00f0 miklu leyti sk\u00fdra me\u00f0 frammist\u00f6\u00f0u Blakala markvar\u00f0ar. Fr\u00e9ttaritari Frams\u00ed\u00f0unnar minnir \u00e1 a\u00f0 fr\u00e6gasti markv\u00f6r\u00f0ur P\u00f3lverja fyrr og s\u00ed\u00f0ar ger\u00f0ist s\u00ed\u00f0ar p\u00e1fi og t\u00f3k s\u00e9r nafni\u00f0 J\u00f3hannes P\u00e1ll II. L\u00e1ti\u00f0 ykkur ekki koma \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00fe\u00f3tt Blakala I ver\u00f0i kominn \u00ed Vat\u00edkani\u00f0 eftir f\u00e1eina \u00e1ratugi a\u00f0 snerta mj\u00fakar s\u00e1lir me\u00f0 fingrunum.<\/p>\n

Stef\u00e1n P\u00e1lsson<\/p>\n

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Fyrir allnokkrum \u00e1rum t\u00f3kst tollv\u00f6r\u00f0um \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli a\u00f0 handsama smyglara \u00e1 kostulegan h\u00e1tt. \u00d3b\u00f3tamennirnir hug\u00f0ust flytja inn \u00ed landi\u00f0 talsvert magn af \u00f3l\u00f6glegum sterum \u00ed d\u00f3s undan Quality Street-s\u00e6lg\u00e6tinu sem […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":18562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mflkarla","category-fotbolti"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/fram.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/FRAM-ir-vefur.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18758\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}