{"id":26092,"date":"2021-05-06T22:48:25","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T22:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fram.is\/?p=26092"},"modified":"2021-05-06T22:52:21","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T22:52:21","slug":"unnar-kjotvorur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/2021\/05\/06\/unnar-kjotvorur\/","title":{"rendered":"Unnar kj\u00f6tv\u00f6rur"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"Mannkyni\u00f0 hefur sent geimf\u00f6r \u00fat fyrir ystu m\u00f6rk s\u00f3lkerfis okkar, klofi\u00f0 at\u00f3mi\u00f0 og kl\u00f3na\u00f0 spend\u00fdr. Engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur hefur okkur ekki enn tekist a\u00f0 b\u00faa til h\u00e1rr\u00e9tta klukku \u00ed m\u00e6labor\u00f0i bifrei\u00f0ar. Sem betur fer hefur reynsla kynsl\u00f3\u00f0anna \u00fe\u00f3 kennt okkur a\u00f0 takast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1skoranir sem af \u00feessari t\u00e6knilegu vankunn\u00e1ttu lei\u00f0ir. Vi\u00f0 leggjum einfaldlega \u00e1 minni\u00f0 hver skekkjan er \u00ed klukku einstakra bifrei\u00f0a og reiknum fyrir honum \u00ed hvert sinn sem br\u00fdnt er a\u00f0 f\u00e1 h\u00e1rn\u00e1kv\u00e6ma t\u00edmasetningu.<\/p>

\u00cd litla snakkb\u00edlnum eiginkonu fr\u00e9ttaritarans, sem \u00feykist vera rafmagnstvinn en er \u00ed raun bara sparneytin Toyota-d\u00f3s (b\u00edllinn \u00fea\u00f0 er, ekki eiginkonan) er klukkan t.d. \u00e1tta m\u00edn\u00fatum of sein. \u00de\u00fdski metandrekinn mannsins hennar (eiginkonunnar \u00fear er, ekki Toyotunnar) er hins vegar me\u00f0 klukku sem er tveimur m\u00edn\u00fatum of flj\u00f3t. \u2013 \u00deessar uppl\u00fdsingar eru AFAR mikilv\u00e6gar, eins og s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 koma \u00ed lj\u00f3s.<\/p>

Fr\u00e9ttaritarinn vinnur \u00ed upplifunarhagkerfinu og var\u00f0i eftirmi\u00f0deginum sem lei\u00f0s\u00f6guma\u00f0ur h\u00f3ps opinberra starfsmanna \u00ed h\u00f3pefli \u00ed s\u00f6gug\u00f6ngu \u00ed mi\u00f0borg Reykjav\u00edkur. A\u00f0 henni lokinni tyllti hann s\u00e9r \u00e1 kn\u00e6pu til a\u00f0 hv\u00edlast og lesa um byrjunarli\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldsins \u00e1 KS\u00cd-vefnum. F\u00e1tt kom \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00ed li\u00f0suppstillingunni. \u00d3li \u00ed markinu, Kyle og Gunnar hafsentar, Alex og Halli bakver\u00f0ir. Aron \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ur aftastur \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni, Indri\u00f0i \u00c1ki og Albert framar, Fred og Tryggvi \u00e1 k\u00f6ntunum og \u00de\u00f3rir frammi. \u00deetta er n\u00e1lega sama li\u00f0 og \u00e1 m\u00f3ti V\u00ed\u00f0i.<\/p>

\u00deegar fari\u00f0 var a\u00f0 styttast \u00ed leik t\u00f3k fr\u00e9ttaritarinn sitt hafurtask og h\u00e9lt \u00ed b\u00edlinn. Hann \u00f3k fumlaust, stystu lei\u00f0 \u00e1 v\u00f6llinn. Fer\u00f0a\u00e1\u00e6tlunin st\u00f3\u00f0st upp \u00e1 h\u00e1r. \u201eDj\u00f6full ertu n\u00e1kv\u00e6mur, Stef\u00e1n!\u201c \u2013 Sag\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttaritarinn upph\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan sig um lei\u00f0 og hann renndi \u00ed hla\u00f0 \u00ed Safam\u00fdri. Fr\u00e9ttaritarinn \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 tala upph\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan sig og \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ju pers\u00f3nu. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edka \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 fagna. Klukkan \u00ed b\u00edlnum s\u00fdndi n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega 19:15, en eins og gl\u00f6ggir lesendur \u00feessa pistils \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 vita, \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed raun 19:13.<\/p>

\u00dea\u00f0 voru \u00fev\u00ed veruleg vonbrig\u00f0i a\u00f0 heyra fagna\u00f0arl\u00e6ti vallargesta \u2013 fyrst l\u00e1gstemmd og svo h\u00e1lfri m\u00edn\u00fatu s\u00ed\u00f0ar kr\u00f6ftugari \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 mund sem gengi\u00f0 var inn \u00e1 v\u00f6llinn. Sta\u00f0an var 1:0. Bannsettur d\u00f3marinn haf\u00f0i flauta\u00f0 leikinn \u00e1 r\u00famlega m\u00edn\u00fatu of snemma!<\/p>

Ekkert er aulalegra en fr\u00e9ttaritari sem missir af marki \u2013 nema kannski fr\u00e9ttaritari sem missir af marki og getur ekki einu sinni drekkt sorgum s\u00ednum me\u00f0 dreytli \u00far markapelanum, \u00fev\u00ed skjaldsveinninn Valur Nor\u00f0ri l\u00e9k konu s\u00edna draga sig \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a. Ma\u00f0ur fer a\u00f0 spyrja sig hvar hollustan liggur \u00ed raun?<\/p>

Eftir \u00f6rlitla eftirgrennslan kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 broti\u00f0 haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1 Indri\u00f0a eftir \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu sek\u00fandna leik og \u00fea\u00f0 var Albert sem t\u00f3k spyrnuna. \u00dea\u00f0 reyndist \u00fe\u00f3 ekki mikill t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 ganga fr\u00e1 papp\u00edrsvinnunni, \u00fev\u00ed eftir \u00feriggja m\u00edn\u00fatna leik fengur Framarar aukaspyrnu \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0um sta\u00f0. H\u00fan small \u00ed \u00feversl\u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0an hr\u00f6kk kn\u00f6tturinn til Tryggva sem renndi honum \u00e1 Indri\u00f0a sem skora\u00f0i au\u00f0veldlega, 2:0.<\/p>

Fyrr \u00ed \u00feessari viku tilkynnti Kristj\u00e1n \u00de\u00f3r J\u00fal\u00edusson sj\u00e1var\u00fatvegs- og landb\u00fana\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra n\u00fdja regluger\u00f0 um heimild til heimasl\u00e1trunar. Fl\u00f3ki\u00f0 regluverk fylgir sl\u00e1trun af \u00f6llu tagi h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi. Lei\u00f0arstefi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f6llum \u00feeim reglum er \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 afl\u00edfunarferli\u00f0 skuli vera sem kvalaminnst og taka sn\u00f6ggt af.<\/p>

Eflaust \u00e1ttu f\u00e1ir von \u00e1 a\u00f0 heimasl\u00e1trunarregluger\u00f0inni yr\u00f0i fyrst hrint \u00ed framkv\u00e6md \u00ed Safam\u00fdri og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 V\u00edkingum fr\u00e1 \u00d3lafsv\u00edk. En \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k vissulega skj\u00f3tt af. Eftir fj\u00f3rar m\u00edn\u00fatur og \u00e1tta sek\u00fandur var leikurinn b\u00fainn \u00feegar boltinn l\u00e1 \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja sinn \u00ed marki \u00d3lsara. Fred opna\u00f0i \u00fear markareikning sumarsins me\u00f0 snyrtilegu skoti.<\/p>

N\u00e6stu m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00f3\u00f0u bl\u00e1kl\u00e6ddir \u00ed f\u00e6rum til a\u00f0 auka muninn enn frakar. Albert komst einn \u00ed gegn en pr\u00fd\u00f0ilegur markv\u00f6r\u00f0ur gestanna var\u00f0i og \u00de\u00f3ri mist\u00f3kst a\u00f0 skora \u00far fr\u00e1kastinu. Tv\u00f6 afbrag\u00f0sf\u00e6ri litu dagsins lj\u00f3s \u00e1\u00f0ur en vallarklukkan s\u00fdndi kort\u00e9r. Hrun V\u00edkinga var algj\u00f6rt og s\u00fa hugsun fl\u00f6gra\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e1horfendum a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 mikil heppni a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00feeim svona snemma. \u00deetta li\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 hressast \u00feegar l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1 m\u00f3t.<\/p>

Upp \u00far mi\u00f0jum h\u00e1lfleiknum t\u00f3ku okkar menn a\u00f0 slaka \u00e1 kl\u00f3nni. Fred f\u00e9kk eitt h\u00f6rkugott f\u00e6ri og \u00de\u00f3rir tv\u00f6, anna\u00f0 var skalli sem small \u00ed sl\u00e1nni. Sta\u00f0an \u00ed leikhl\u00e9i 3:0 en hef\u00f0i svo au\u00f0veldlega geta\u00f0 veri\u00f0 7:0.<\/p>

M\u00e1r kom inn\u00e1 fyrir Tryggva \u00feegar seinni h\u00e1lfleikur h\u00f3fst og leikurinn var sem fyrr \u00e1 s\u00f6mu n\u00f3tum. Vonlitlir \u00d3lsarar \u00e1ttu \u00ed v\u00f6k a\u00f0 verjast og ur\u00f0u sm\u00e1m saman pirra\u00f0ir og l\u00e9tu \u00fea\u00f0 birtast \u00ed \u00f3\u00fearfa brotum. \u00deegar fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur voru b\u00fanar af seinni h\u00e1lfleik \u00e1tti \u00de\u00f3rir flotta rispu upp a\u00f0 endam\u00f6rkum, sendir fyrir \u00e1 Albert sem var sk\u00f3n\u00famerinu fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 breyta st\u00f6\u00f0unni \u00ed 4:0. \u00dea\u00f0 ger\u00f0i hins vegar Fred \u00ed n\u00e6stu s\u00f3kn eftir a\u00f0 M\u00e1r l\u00e9k sig vel \u00ed gegn, sendi fyrir og \u00fear \u00fer\u00edr Framarar \u00fev\u00e6ldu honum \u00e1 milli s\u00edn \u00e1\u00f0ur en brasi\u00edska undri\u00f0 t\u00f3k af skari\u00f0.<\/p>

Eftir \u00feetta f\u00f3r leikurinn a\u00f0 sn\u00faast upp \u00ed h\u00e1lfger\u00f0a vitleysu, \u00fear sem hafsentarnir voru jafnvel farnir a\u00f0 skella s\u00e9r fram og reyna a\u00f0 skora me\u00f0 l\u00f6ppunum (m\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0?) \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fev\u00ed \u00fevert \u00e1 gang leiksins a\u00f0 gestirnir n\u00e1\u00f0u skalla \u00ed \u00feversl\u00e1 \u00feegar h\u00e1lft\u00edmi var eftir og b\u00e6ttu svo um betur m\u00edn\u00fatu s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00feegar Kyle skora\u00f0i klaufalegt sj\u00e1lfsmark. Raunar haf\u00f0i einn V\u00edkingurinn \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 fyrr broti\u00f0 klunnalega \u00e1 \u00de\u00f3ri \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 v\u00e6ri d\u00e6mt. \u00de\u00f3rir h\u00f6ltra\u00f0i meiddur af velli, vonandi ekkert langvinnt. Aron Sn\u00e6r kom inn\u00e1 \u00ed sta\u00f0inn.<\/p>

Markv\u00f6r\u00f0ur V\u00edkinga virtist brj\u00f3ta auglj\u00f3slega \u00e1 Aron Sn\u00e6 \u00ed \u00fathlaupi \u00feegar kort\u00e9r var eftir, en d\u00f3marinn sem er \u00e1 undan sinni samt\u00ed\u00f0 var ekki \u00e1 sama m\u00e1li. Fimm m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar hika\u00f0i hann hins vegar ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma andi \u00f3d\u00fdra v\u00edtaspyrnu hinu megin eftir sm\u00e1stympingar Gunnars vi\u00f0 einn \u00d3lsarann, 4:2. \u00cd kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 f\u00f3r Aron \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ur af velli en Gu\u00f0mundur Magn\u00fasson kom inn\u00e1 \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. Hann f\u00e9kk s\u00ed\u00f0asta dau\u00f0af\u00e6ri okkar \u00ed leiknum \u00feegar \u00ferj\u00e1r m\u00edn\u00fatur voru til leiksloka, en skaut beint \u00e1 markv\u00f6r\u00f0inn. Magn\u00fas kom inn \u00e1 \u00ed bl\u00e1lokin fyrir Fred.<\/p>

Markatalan blekkir. Munurinn var vissulega ekki nema tv\u00f6 m\u00f6rk en V\u00edkingar pr\u00edsa sig v\u00e6ntanlega s\u00e6la af munurinn hafi ekki or\u00f0i\u00f0 sex e\u00f0a sj\u00f6. Frammista\u00f0a okkar manna var g\u00f3\u00f0. Albert var ver\u00f0skulda\u00f0 valinn ma\u00f0ur leiksins, en \u00fdmsir a\u00f0rir st\u00f3\u00f0u sig vel. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00f3 erfitt a\u00f0 leggja mat \u00e1 leik sem kl\u00e1ra\u00f0ist \u00ed raun \u00e1 fyrstu fj\u00f3rum m\u00edn\u00fatunum. Byrjunin lofar \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta g\u00f3\u00f0u. N\u00e6sti leikur ver\u00f0ur \u00ed Eyjum en \u00fear ver\u00f0ur enginn fr\u00e9ttaritari.<\/p>

Stef\u00e1n P\u00e1lsson<\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\t\t<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mannkyni\u00f0 hefur sent geimf\u00f6r \u00fat fyrir ystu m\u00f6rk s\u00f3lkerfis okkar, klofi\u00f0 at\u00f3mi\u00f0 og kl\u00f3na\u00f0 spend\u00fdr. Engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur hefur okkur ekki enn tekist a\u00f0 b\u00faa til h\u00e1rr\u00e9tta klukku \u00ed m\u00e6labor\u00f0i […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":26093,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fotbolti","category-mflkarla"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/fram.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Fred-mark-gegn-Vik-O-vefur-scaled.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26092"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26100,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26092\/revisions\/26100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}