{"id":34975,"date":"2023-06-11T22:43:36","date_gmt":"2023-06-11T22:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fram.is\/?p=34975"},"modified":"2023-06-12T09:21:09","modified_gmt":"2023-06-12T09:21:09","slug":"judasargeitin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fram.is\/is\/2023\/06\/11\/judasargeitin\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00fadasargeitin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"J\u00fadasargeit er magna\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri \u00ed samb\u00fdli manna og d\u00fdra. \u00deetta hugtak er nota\u00f0 um b\u00fasmala, hvort heldur sem er geitur e\u00f0a annan b\u00faf\u00e9na\u00f0, sem er s\u00e9r\u00fej\u00e1lfa\u00f0ur \u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00f3a hin d\u00fdrin \u00ed hj\u00f6r\u00f0inni me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta eins og allt s\u00e9 \u00ed lagi, jafnvel \u00feegar h\u00f3purinn er leiddur til sl\u00e1trunar. Vel \u00fej\u00e1lfu\u00f0 J\u00fadasargeit skokkar gla\u00f0beitt fyrst allra \u00ed gegnum sl\u00e1turh\u00fasi\u00f0, til a\u00f0 fullvissa f\u00e9laga s\u00edna um a\u00f0 \u00f6llu s\u00e9 \u00f3h\u00e6tt og fer svo \u00f3hult \u00ed gegnum f\u00e6ribandi\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an hrekklausum fylgiskepnunum er breytt \u00ed k\u00f3tilettur og l\u00e6rissnei\u00f0ar. Almennt s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feykir \u00fea\u00f0 til marks um frekar l\u00e1s\u00ed pers\u00f3nuleika a\u00f0 taka a\u00f0 s\u00e9r hlutverk J\u00fadasargeitarinnar.<\/p>\n

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Fr\u00e9ttaritari Frams\u00ed\u00f0unnar var J\u00fadasargeit \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Laugardagskv\u00f6ldinu var vari\u00f0 \u00ed fimmtugsafm\u00e6li hj\u00e1 Ragnari Kristinssyni, f\u00f6\u00f0ur krikket\u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttarinnar \u00e1 \u00cdslandi (l\u00f6ng saga \u2013 ver\u00f0ur kannsi rakin s\u00ed\u00f0ar) \u00ed hjarta Fossvogshverfisins. Ragnar er gamall handboltamarkv\u00f6r\u00f0ur \u00far V\u00edking og \u00e1 gestalistanum var allt \u00feotuli\u00f0 V\u00edkurinnar, klappst\u00fdrur, stj\u00f3rnarmenn og \u00deorbergur A\u00f0alsteinsson. \u00c1 fj\u00f3r\u00f0a bj\u00f3r var sami\u00f0 um a\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttaritarinn og skjaldsveinninn (sem leikur tveimur skj\u00f6ldum og grillar hamborgara fyrir V\u00edkinga \u00e1 tyllid\u00f6gum) fengju fr\u00edmi\u00f0a \u00ed f\u00ednumannast\u00fakuna. \u00dear yr\u00f0i seti\u00f0 a\u00f0 sn\u00e6\u00f0ingi me\u00f0 \u00f3vininum \u00e1 me\u00f0an almennir Framarar, salt jar\u00f0ar, myndu norpa vi\u00f0 vesturja\u00f0ar Blesugr\u00f3farinnar. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00f6rlar ekki \u00e1 f\u00e9lagshugsun \u00ed \u00feessum manni!<\/p>\n

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\u00dea\u00f0 var upphitun \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0degiss\u00f3linni hj\u00e1 Val Nor\u00f0ra. \u00deanga\u00f0 m\u00e6ttu tilfallandi V\u00edkingar, Valsma\u00f0ur og Blikinn Gylfi Steinn sem er sonur Gunnars Steins P\u00e1lssonar sem bj\u00f3 til slagor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u201eMj\u00f3lk er g\u00f3\u00f0\u201c. Gylfi var \u00ed blazer og var redda\u00f0 lopapeysu svo hann yr\u00f0i ekki \u00fati. Fr\u00e9ttaritarinn er feitur og lo\u00f0inn og l\u00e9t stuttermabolinn n\u00e6gja undir vindjakkanum.<\/p>\n

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\u00cd f\u00ednumannabo\u00f0inu var m\u00fagur og margmenni, en fr\u00e9ttaritarinn og skjaldsveinninn misstu \u00fe\u00f3 af r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00fej\u00e1lfarateymisins. \u00dear kom fram a\u00f0 enginn Helgi Gu\u00f0j\u00f3nsson var \u00ed byrjunarli\u00f0i V\u00edkinga, enda kann \u00feetta li\u00f0 ekkert a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 ver\u00f0m\u00e6ti. Gat n\u00fa veri\u00f0! Snitturnar voru f\u00ednar og Lite-bj\u00f3rfl\u00f6skurnar kaldar. Sem sagt f\u00ednt.<\/p>\n

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\u00c1 netinu kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 Framli\u00f0i\u00f0 var \u00f3breytt fr\u00e1 sigrinum \u00e1 m\u00f3ti Keflav\u00edk. \u00d3li \u00ed marki. Brynjar og Delph mi\u00f0ver\u00f0ir. M\u00e1r og Adam bakver\u00f0ir. Hlynur aftastur \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni. Aron og Tryggvi \u00fear fyrir framan. Fred og Tiago \u00e1 k\u00f6ntunum og \u00de\u00f3rir frammi.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0ur en flauta\u00f0 var til leiks \u00f6rku\u00f0u fr\u00e9ttaritarinn, skjaldsveinninn og Gylfi Bliki \u00fat \u00ed st\u00fakuna til \u00fej\u00e1ningarbr\u00e6\u00f0ra sinna og -systra me\u00f0 snittur og bj\u00f3r \u00ed v\u00f6mbinni. Si\u00f0rofi\u00f0 var algj\u00f6rt. Rabbi trymbill og sonur h\u00f6f\u00f0u b\u00f3ka\u00f0 s\u00e6ti vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina. Tveir af \u00feremur Gu\u00f0j\u00f3nssonum voru \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0inni fyrir ofan og sk\u00e1halt til austurs var Evr\u00f3pumeistarar\u00f6\u00f0in \u00fear sem Biskupinn og Siggi Helga, landskunnir West Ham og Man. City-stu\u00f0ningsmenn s\u00e1tu hli\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0. Nokkrum r\u00f6\u00f0um ne\u00f0ar var svo trommusveit Geiramanna sem m\u00e6tti og yfirt\u00f3k st\u00fakuna n\u00e1nast allan t\u00edmann.<\/p>\n

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Fyrir leik haf\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttaritarinn sagt hverjum sem heyra vildi a\u00f0 leikurinn f\u00e6ri 5:3 fyrir Fram. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 yr\u00f0i spennustigi\u00f0 h\u00e1tt enda ekki \u00e1 hverjum degi sem besta og n\u00e6stbesta li\u00f0 Reykjav\u00edkur \u2013 Reykjav\u00edkurmeistararnir og silfurli\u00f0i\u00f0 \u2013 m\u00e6ttust \u00e1 f\u00f3tboltavellinum. S\u00e1 sp\u00e1d\u00f3mur r\u00e6ttist hins vegar ekki og li\u00f0in voru mun varnarsinna\u00f0ri en b\u00faast hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

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Fyrsta alv\u00f6ru markt\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 kom eftir t\u00e6par tuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00feegar Tryggvi \u00e1tti eitra\u00f0a sendingu fyrir marki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 endam\u00f6rkum en \u00de\u00f3rir var a\u00f0eins of seinn til a\u00f0 koma og st\u00fdra boltanum \u00ed neti\u00f0. \u00deetta reyndist hins vegar ekki gefa fyrirheit um \u00fea\u00f0 sem koma skyldi \u00fev\u00ed tveimur m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar skoru\u00f0u V\u00edkingar \u00far sinni fyrstu alv\u00f6ru s\u00f3kn \u00fear sem v\u00f6rnin opna\u00f0ist eftir \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 einbeitingarleysi \u00ed Framv\u00f6rninni, 1.0.<\/p>\n

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Framarar reyndu a\u00f0 vinna sig aftur inn \u00ed leikinn en nokkrum m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar rei\u00f0 \u00f3g\u00e6fan yfir. H\u00e6ttul\u00edtil sending kom inn \u00ed teig Framara en \u00d3li markv\u00f6r\u00f0ur og Brynjar Gauti virtust hlaupa saman og boltinn f\u00e9ll fyrirhafnarl\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir f\u00e6tur eins V\u00edkingsins sem \u00e1tti ekki \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skora. 2:0 \u00ed tveimur markt\u00e6kif\u00e6rum!<\/p>\n

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Fred, sem l\u00e9k allra manna best \u00ed fyrri h\u00e1lfleik, minnti \u00e1 sig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00edfla \u00ferj\u00e1 varnarmenn V\u00edkinga strax \u00ed n\u00e6stu s\u00f3kn en n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 lokum ekki a\u00f0 taka skot \u00e1 marki\u00f0. Fj\u00f3rum m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar voru h\u00f6rmungar Framara fullkomna\u00f0ar \u00fear sem Delph missti einbeitinguna \u00ed augnablik upp vi\u00f0 endam\u00f6rk og heimamenn komust \u00ed 3:0 \u2013 og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa \u00ed raun nokkru sinni fari\u00f0 \u00far \u00f6\u00f0rum g\u00edr.<\/p>\n

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Stemningin \u00ed st\u00fakunni var or\u00f0in nokku\u00f0 \u00feung en blessunarlega n\u00e1\u00f0u Framarar marki til baka fyrir hl\u00e9. Fred sendi \u00e1 Aron sem var strauja\u00f0ur \u00ed mi\u00f0jum v\u00edtateignum. Hann n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 skoti a\u00f0 marki sem markv\u00f6r\u00f0ur V\u00edkinga var\u00f0i meistaralega. Auglj\u00f3st v\u00edti var d\u00e6mt og Fred skora\u00f0i af \u00f6ryggi, 3:1.<\/p>\n

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Svikam\u00f6r\u00f0urinn sem fr\u00e9ttaritarinn er f\u00f3r aftur \u00ed f\u00ednumannakaffi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f3vininum \u00e1 me\u00f0an hei\u00f0arlegir Framarar l\u00e9tu s\u00e9r n\u00e6gja vi\u00f0urgj\u00f6rninginn \u00fati vi\u00f0. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni til baka \u00ed s\u00e6tin t\u00f3ku fr\u00e9ttaritarinn og skjaldsveinninn \u00fe\u00f3 tali yfirsteikarmeistara V\u00edkingsgrillsins sem vildi koma \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri a\u00f0 stu\u00f0ningsmenn Fram hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 allra skemmtilegustu og l\u00edflegustu vi\u00f0skiptavinir V\u00edkinga \u00e1 grillvaktinni. Ekkert vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00e1 \u00f3vart.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edkingar einsettu s\u00e9r a\u00f0 verja fenginn hlut eftir hl\u00e9. Fyrsta markver\u00f0a f\u00e6ri\u00f0 var eftir t\u00e6par t\u00edu m\u00edn\u00fatur eftir g\u00f3\u00f0an samleik hj\u00e1 Fred og Tiago. Sk\u00f6mmu s\u00ed\u00f0ar var Tiago n\u00e6rri sloppinn \u00ed gegn eftir g\u00f3\u00f0a sendingu fr\u00e1 \u00de\u00f3ri og \u00fear \u00e1 eftir \u00e1tti Hlynur g\u00f3\u00f0an skalla a\u00f0 marki en d\u00f3marinn haf\u00f0i raunar d\u00e6mt leikbrot \u00e1 Brynjar Gauta.<\/p>\n

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\u00deegar tuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatur voru eftir komu Gummi Magg og Magn\u00fas inn\u00e1 fyrir \u00de\u00f3ri og Tryggva. \u00dea\u00f0 breytti \u00fe\u00f3 ekki miklu fyrir d\u00fdman\u00edk leiksins. Fimm m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00feurfti \u00d3li a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 honum st\u00f3ra s\u00ednum eftir snarpa s\u00f3kn V\u00edkinga, sem segir sitt a\u00f0 \u00feetta var l\u00edklega fyrsta varsla okkar manns \u00ed leiknum.<\/p>\n

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Aron komst n\u00e6st \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 minnka muninn \u00e1 83. m\u00edn\u00fatu me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u skoti sem vari\u00f0 var \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu stundu. Gaman v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir s\u00e9r hvernig lokam\u00edn\u00faturnar hef\u00f0u \u00fer\u00f3ast ef s\u00e1 bolti hef\u00f0i rata\u00f0 \u00ed nei\u00f0.<\/p>\n

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Undir bl\u00e1lok venjulegs leikt\u00edma komu \u00d3skar og Albert inn\u00e1 fyrir Aron og Adam en \u00fea\u00f0 breytti litlu. Fram m\u00e1tti s\u00e6tta sig vi\u00f0 3:1 tap gegn toppli\u00f0inu en frammista\u00f0an var samt ekkert til a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn fyrir og l\u00edklega hef\u00f0um vi\u00f0 unni\u00f0 flest \u00f6nnur li\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum degi. Hlynur Atli var \u00f3v\u00e6ntur ma\u00f0ur leiksins. N\u00fa \u00fearf bara a\u00f0 \u00fereyja \u00feorrann og g\u00f3una yfir landsleikjahl\u00e9 (vill til a\u00f0 stelpurnar munu spila \u00e1 me\u00f0an) og svo er \u00fea\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 vinna FH \u00ed Kaplakrika.<\/p>\n

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